Note To Self

Hey, Self?

Remember when, oh, four months ago or so... you were about four months pregnant... not quite showing yet... and you COULDN'T WAIT?

You were so excited when you finally got to wear maternity clothes, and that you were finally showing.

Well, I just have one thing to say to you now. Now that I'm 8 months pregnant, and I resemble a Beluga whale and visit the bathroom every 15 minutes. Now that everyone asks me if by some chance I could possibly be having twins. Or a 15-pound Monster Baby.

Self, what were you thinking???